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Here's a bunch of stuff people have sent to me over the years, which I just find amusing. A lot of these came from Randy Cassingham's now-defunct Randy's Random list.

Flash Movies

Samuel L Jackson Soundboard: A collection of great Samuel L Jackson quotes (mostly from Pulp Fiction).

If you're still using Netscape 4.x and can't view PNG images, why? Go get Mozilla.

Microsoft CEMeNT: The combination of Windows CE, Windows Me, and Windows NT. Created by Rob Woolley.

Text jokes -- mostly stuff passed around by email (but only the funny ones)

A Bad Day at the Office: An email which may or may not be true detailing one diver's underwater mishaps.

A Brief History of Time: If only history class were this funny.

A Holiday Tale: Funny, in a really sick, sadistic sort of way.

BadTimes: The most heinous email virus ever created!

Coyote vs Acme: Wile E Coyote files lawsuit against Acme, Inc. By Ian Frazier and Stephen Menard.

Deep Thoughts Contest: Supposedly, a Washington Post contest were entrants were to imitate "Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey." I don't know if it's true or not, but they're pretty darn funny.

Honor System Virus: This is how email viruses should work.

In My Day Contest: Another supposed Washington Post contest where contestants waxed nostalgic about the good ol' days.

Kids Have It So Easy: Today's kids wouldn't last five minutes in 1984.

Legal Holiday Greetings: From one lawyer to another.

Let's save this poor little boy!!: How can you possibly resist?

NTL Complaint Letter: Now THAT'S how you write a complaint letter. [NTL is a cable company in Britain.]

Qantas Flight 203 and the Breadroll of Doom: What happens when someone finds a mysterious white powder on their bread in the middle of a plane flight? [author unknown]

Smithsonian Barbie: The famous Smithsonian Barbie letter, which should be real, but it's just a funny joke.

Spam Haiku: A partial helping. Much more at spamhaiku.com.

The Cat and the Garbage Disposal: A true story of one family's attempt to extract their cat, who had gotten his head stuck in the garbage disposal. By Patti Schroeder.

Top 15 Biblical Ways to Get a Wife: The best part is, they're all taken straight from the Bible. Those wacky Christians!

Unsubscribe Instructions: Here's what you tell people on an email list who can't read the unsubscribe instructions that are at the end of every piece of mail on the list.

MPEG videos. Uses Windows Media Player to play.

Why Sumo Is Better Than Karate: This looks like it was taken from a Chinese TV show, perhaps "China's Funniest Home Videos."